Well done on your epic escape though. I’d recommend getting a decoy to do all your bidding in the future. Much like your linguistically admired Padmé Amidala.
The closest i have been to a mugging today was waking up and genuinely thinking i saw a ghost or someone sitting on the end of my bed. i actually jumped and put my head under the pillow.
‘The closest i have been to a mugging today was waking up and genuinely thinking i saw a ghost or someone sitting on the end of my bed. i actually jumped and put my head under the pillow.
…I just know the bastard was going for my wallet.’
Perhaps this is proof that kleptomania is a serious problem. It’s so serious even Ghosts can’t give it up. That ghost is going through the ultimate therapy. He can’t steal even if he wants to because he can’t pick stuff up and even if he could, where in Ghost world do you suppose they accept the English Pound, or American Dollar? I bet it’s all Euros up there.
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is that a cookie monster t-shirt?
It is indeed!
I was once nearly mugged. Was back in 2005 when I lived in Los Angeles, and get this, it was in Beverly Hills (aka safest neighbourhood in the city)
It’s a good thing this guy was a slow poke. I also think it’d be kind of funny if the guy succeeded, considering what was in your bag. Joke’s on him.
Haha, I doubt he could find a use for a book he probably can’t read and condoms he has no one to use them with. Bless
That’s right b*tch…. you know who it is.
Fight or flight, you did the right thing x
That sucks.. well done for sticking around and actually trying to report it.
Of course the only thing of value on you was condoms.. and quite why you needed 4
Erm I actually had more than 4 on me! Haha
muggers are complete losers, glad you did what you did.
Where did you see King Lear? I went to see it in Dublin about a week ago. It was a slightly modernised version of it – pretty entertaining evening!
See.. Prophylactics just cause trouble.
Well done on your epic escape though. I’d recommend getting a decoy to do all your bidding in the future. Much like your linguistically admired Padmé Amidala.
The closest i have been to a mugging today was waking up and genuinely thinking i saw a ghost or someone sitting on the end of my bed. i actually jumped and put my head under the pillow.
…I just know the bastard was going for my wallet.
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‘The closest i have been to a mugging today was waking up and genuinely thinking i saw a ghost or someone sitting on the end of my bed. i actually jumped and put my head under the pillow.
…I just know the bastard was going for my wallet.’
Perhaps this is proof that kleptomania is a serious problem. It’s so serious even Ghosts can’t give it up. That ghost is going through the ultimate therapy. He can’t steal even if he wants to because he can’t pick stuff up and even if he could, where in Ghost world do you suppose they accept the English Pound, or American Dollar? I bet it’s all Euros up there.
He wanted the condoms, it’s really hard to get registered at a GP to so you can get your freebies nowadays.
Stop shopping at Topman, that’s my teeshirt.