Comments on: The Mugger (AGAIN!)

By: Rory

Rory — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:16:34 +0000

He wanted the condoms, it’s really hard to get registered at a GP to so you can get your freebies nowadays.

Stop shopping at Topman, that’s my teeshirt.

By: Kimberly Appleton

Kimberly Appleton — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:39:15 +0000

10.

‘The closest i have been to a mugging today was waking up and genuinely thinking i saw a ghost or someone sitting on the end of my bed. i actually jumped and put my head under the pillow.

…I just know the bastard was going for my wallet.’

Perhaps this is proof that kleptomania is a serious problem. It’s so serious even Ghosts can’t give it up. That ghost is going through the ultimate therapy. He can’t steal even if he wants to because he can’t pick stuff up and even if he could, where in Ghost world do you suppose they accept the English Pound, or American Dollar? I bet it’s all Euros up there.

By: adsmell

adsmell — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:01:03 +0000

See.. Prophylactics just cause trouble.

Well done on your epic escape though. I’d recommend getting a decoy to do all your bidding in the future. Much like your linguistically admired Padmé Amidala.

The closest i have been to a mugging today was waking up and genuinely thinking i saw a ghost or someone sitting on the end of my bed. i actually jumped and put my head under the pillow.

…I just know the bastard was going for my wallet.

By: Phil Norris

Phil Norris — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 05:34:43 +0000

Where did you see King Lear? I went to see it in Dublin about a week ago. It was a slightly modernised version of it – pretty entertaining evening!

By: debs

debs — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:00:52 +0000

muggers are complete losers, glad you did what you did.

By: WordShock

WordShock — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:13:42 +0000

Erm I actually had more than 4 on me! Haha

By: Jamie

Jamie — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:22:23 +0000

That sucks.. well done for sticking around and actually trying to report it.

Of course the only thing of value on you was condoms.. and quite why you needed 4

By: Danny

Danny — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:08:27 +0000

That’s right b*tch…. you know who it is.

Fight or flight, you did the right thing x

By: WordShock

WordShock — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:08:03 +0000

Haha, I doubt he could find a use for a book he probably can’t read and condoms he has no one to use them with. Bless

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:58:15 +0000

I was once nearly mugged. Was back in 2005 when I lived in Los Angeles, and get this, it was in Beverly Hills (aka safest neighbourhood in the city)

It’s a good thing this guy was a slow poke. I also think it’d be kind of funny if the guy succeeded, considering what was in your bag. Joke’s on him.